Britney denied, while Michael Vick passes on the brownies

by James on January 20th, 2007

NFL Football at its best. NFL Football at its craziest.

Britney is not worthy

In the NFL, the playoffs are special, because of the increased intensity. So much is going on as the teams battle to get to the playoffs.

Michael Vick

First off, there is no proof to the rumor that Michael Vick will be serving brownies at his ‘Bring your own bottle of water’ Super Bowl party.

Britney shunned

Second off, Britney Spears was deemed not good enough for the Super Bowl halftime. This sort of… blows my mind. Used to be goody-two-shoes Britney, now the-underpantless-party-girl-carrying-a-few-extra-pounds is banned from the NFL Super Bowl halftime.

There is so much to say about this issue.

So the NFL had one spokesperson say “Besides we have Paris Hilton”. Huh? Have you seen her video giving …, well you know, just giving? Paris Hilton, aargh!

Meanwhile Britney’s ex, Kevin Federline gets a commercial. That had to hurt, although his Rap album only sold 6,500 copies, which had to hurt even more. In the commercial he ends up working flipping burgers. Pretty realistic considering his singing career.

Janet Jackson sells!

You know the NFL has to be secretly kicking themselves over the Janet Jackson half time accidental bra removal. Let’s stress accidental, because it happens all the time right?

Anyway, that had to be the most watched halftime, long after the game ended, in the history of any football game ever. They should have put it on a video with highlights of the game and made millions and millions of dollars.

Your intrepid author was careful to never ever watch replays of that incident. Ok, so the VCR got stuck in an endless loop in slow mo for about two hours one night. Is that my fault?

It was much better than the Lucy Lawless (now on the new Battlestar Galactica), “oops my dress dropped down exposing the twins” film clip, while singing the national anthem at a hockey game.

(You need to watch Battlestar Galactica. Ever wonder what Star Trek would be if it was not so sanitized? That is what BG is all about. New episodes start this weekend on Sci Fi Channel - Squibster has spoken!)

Janet Jackson is hot! She works out harder than some pro athletes!

Back to Britney

Oddly enough, before Janet there was Britney.

Five years ago, Spears appeared in a Pepsi commercial that was the most TiVoed replay of the 2002 Super Bowl, surpassing anything that actually happened on the field.

The year before that, Spears was a star of the league-approved Super Bowl halftime show. source

Prince saves the day?

Don’t despair; we will have Prince performing at halftime.

Hmm, the 20 - 40 year old prime audience at an NFL game vs. Prince?

Do you realize, in a sport where one of the biggest stars just got caught carrying his secret bong onto an airplane,
where many fans paint their faces,
where some fans where helmets with beer cans attached and tubes running down to their mouths,
where cheerleaders wear almost nothing,
where some fans wear cheese on their heads,
where hitting a guy and purposely making him hurt is tolerated,
where smashmouth is a good thing,
where 4 hours of hotdogs and beer is celebrated,
they just chose Prince to entertain them? :)

NFL Football Fan Question Ok, Prince or Britney? Or how about just replays of Janet?

As always, any NFL Football related comments are welcome.

More blogs about football.

Tags: nfl football

b5media.com

NFL Football Revealed on Squib Kick