Detroit Lions bring nude Fantasy Football crashing down

by James on November 16th, 2006

NFL Football at its best. NFL Football at its craziest.

Lions Gored to death

Ohhhh, my Lie-downs err Detroit Matt Millens err Lions. What is a Fantasy Football player to do? Now this is a long and convoluted story, but you just have to hang in there. Clothing is optional.

The Detroit Lions lost to San Francisco this last Sunday 19 - 13, but that was only the beginning of your intrepid author’s problems.

Strange Inspiration was brought to me by the arrest of Joe Cullen and his subsequent counseling for public drunkenness and for ordering at a Wendy’s drive thru in a blue SUV while in the nude. Yes, of course, you have the same question as your gallivanting author. Why a ‘Blue’ SUV? Why not a white one or a silver one. We will never know.

How does that work anyway? “Hi, my name is Joe and my problem is nude ordering of Wendy’s burgers in blue SUVs”???? Now somehow, he is never arrested for alcohol on this one. Well, who says you have to drink to order in the nude?

We are getting way off the topic here. My Lions. Supreme whipping’ boys. Now just what does this have to do with my Fantasy Football team?

Ahh, let’s set the scene. Fantasy Football has had 3 seasons so far for the Squibster. There was the draft online, which was brief and worth a surge of emotion. There was the early 7 games when so many players were easily available and your wheeling’ and dealing’ scribe was picking up players and dropping them faster than you can say George Steinbrenner.

Then the 3rd season hit. The dropping and picking up of players, because of match ups or bye weeks came to a halt. In our small league all the good players were finally sucked up. So you had your bench or your starters.

It was boring. So your moderately interested writer decides, what the heck, start the bench.

You really started me over Carson?

Starting the bench meant 3 Lions starters, Kitna, Williams, and Jones. #@&#!&@, the 49ers pretty much sat them back down.

My normal starting QB is Carson Palmer. He only threw for 400+ yards and 3 TDs. My opponent, Technosailor, just happened to start Phillip Rivers, who had 3 TDs and 300+ yards.

My 9 - 0 Fantasy Spartans lose to 1 - 8 Technosailor. Although, Technosailor was probably not in the nude like yours truly.

It can be truly cleansing to your soul to root for the Lions!

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NFL Football Fan Question How do you cope with Fantasy Football? Did Palmer really throw for 400+ yards and lose?

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