Detroit Lions fan predicts Super Bowl, State Mental Health Authorities Investigate
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My Lie-downs are .500 in preseason. A pretty good showing in the first game and a not so good showing in the second game. Hey, .500 is looking up for the Detroit Lions!
It’s that time of year when all good writers start their prediction articles. Thought it would be an appropriate time to start mine too.
So here it is…The Detroit Lions win the Super Bowl !!! That is my prediction. Of course, we are not talking about this year. Nah, no way. This year they have about 4,000 problems to solve and there is that general lack of talent and the fact that the Owner has never won even a game of tiddlywinks and the General Manager, well, he is a pretty darn good announcer.
Let’s see, we have an average quarterback, Jon Kitna. Last year he was a backup for that annual powerhouse the Cinncinnati Bengals. Jon has 4 more touchdowns than interceptions in 9 years.
The backup, Josh McCown is a backup quarterback from that annual powerhouse the Arizona Cardinals. Josh actually has more career interceptions than touchdowns. You can look it up.
The third string, Dan Orlovsky, is still trying to shake off his MAC credentials, and we are not talking Chad Pennington here. The good thing is that he does not have any interceptions at all. Ok, ok, no touchdowns either, just trying to be a little positive.
So, it was a no brainer for Matt Millen, the General Manager, to pass on Matt Leinart and Jay Cutler and take a linebacker with a history of concussions. That is no brainer in the sense that he has no brain. Matt has led the Lie-Downs to a 20 and 55 record. Stellar.
Two or last years starting receivers have fallen to third string. Mike Williams because he is just not responsible. Of course, this was known before they drafted him. Charles Rogers, because Ford thinks 3 martini lunches are ok, but don’t fail any drug tests. Wonder how he will feel if Brett Favre ends up throwing to him in Green Bay? Who by the way has 141 more touchdowns than interceptions.
The inside linebackers have been injured. One of the cornerbacks is always injured. Even the hot dog vendors have failed to notice that most fans want two toppings.
But, what the heck, it is preseason and the Lions are looking better than last year. So here it is again, Detroit Lions win the Super Bowl !!!
Hey, who are those guys in the white coats at my door?
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