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Lions impress Dr. Frankenstein, but not Roy Williams

by James on October 10th, 2007

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Roy plays wide receiver on the Lions and is quick to boast of what he is going to do. He will tell you how many touchdowns he will score or by how many points his team will win.

The whole Lions team is crazy that way, with the most ludicrous statement of all coming from Jon Kitna predicting 10 victories.

This is great for the Squibster.

Anytime anything is wrong in my life or any Lions fan life, we can start a rant on the Lions and how pathetic they are.

Lately though it has been a dangerous time in my life. The Lions are actually winning.

The new coach has slowly been getting rid of all the bad attitudes and coming up with a new winning attitude.

What is there to rant about? The Lions are a nice bunch of guys so determined to win?

That is no good.

So, looking around the league, your intrepid author tried to find a team that could give him that good old losing feeling.

My eyes fell upon Atlanta. Song erupted from my throat. “You’ve got that losssssing feeeling. Oh a oh, that looooosing feeeling” Ok, it was not pretty.

But here is a team with an owner by the name of Blank. Which is what his mind had to be to let Vick carry on for so long. Vick actually gave the finger to his own fans. His own fans! And Blank did Blank about it.

Here is a team whose best receiver is a tight end named Crumpler. Sounds like a good name for a linebacker.

Here is a team that actually went out and got Joey Harrington, a known loser and made him their starter.

Here is a team with a grand losing tradition.

It all looked so perfect until my Lions were destroyed by the Washington Redskins. My Lions rants were back. No need to pretend to root for the Atlanta Falcons. They can even win if they want to. Who cares?

My house guest, Dr. Frankenstein, immediately noticed the change in my persona.

He screamed out, “He’s alive! He’s alive, alive!”

NFL Football Fan Question Are you alive?

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